A Christmas Theory: Why are there so many Santas?

We all know who Santa Claus is: that creepy fat guy in the red suit who, once per year, sneaks in to the houses of sleeping children to give them presents for some unknown reason. I was terrified of him as a child (can't you tell?), but quite gleeful in the morning when nothing bad … Continue reading A Christmas Theory: Why are there so many Santas?

Calico Kris sets sail…

Like most people on the Internet, I'm of the egocentric sort of person that wants to be heard regardless of whether or not people want to hear me. Unlike most people on the Internet, I'm not interested in pointlessly posting every pointless thing that goes on in my life or every pointless thing that crosses my mind. No, my "says" are much deeper than that...